I could be your kryptonite ♥

knockaboutklown: 221cbakerstreet: lion roars are not as...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:48:52 +1200

knockaboutklown:

221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

madmanwithoutabluebox: I just need this omg

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:38:08 +1200

madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

vintagevalues: still trying to figure out how i can possibly...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:48:24 +1200

vintagevalues:

still trying to figure out how i can possibly become more excited about this album than i already am/have been….but it somehow happens. can’t wait to hear this in its entirety.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 11:39:56 +1200

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Fri, 24 May 2013 11:36:19 +1200

repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:34:59 +1200

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

fuckyeahlaughters: Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:34:28 +1200

fuckyeahlaughters:

Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.

talkaboutspaceships: Couple has really awesome...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:53:47 +1200

talkaboutspaceships:

Couple has really awesome Batgirl/Nightwing wedding cause they’re awesome.

(source: http://imgur.com/a/XSADm)

gingere11a: herp: bloqrate: cravinqfood: Bacon and Blue...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:38:48 +1200

gingere11a:

herp:

bloqrate:

cravinqfood:

Bacon and Blue Cheese Fries :)

good shit omfg

good shit indeed

can someone make these for me please. omg.

iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:29:21 +1200

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

stephenfrycunninglinguist: occultopuss: I’m laughing so hard...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:26:21 +1200

stephenfrycunninglinguist:

occultopuss:

I’m laughing so hard omfg

(☆^O^☆)

vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:03:41 +1200

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:02:38 +1200

fuckedontheinside: The Wonder Years - Came Out Swinging (x)

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:59:04 +1200

fuckedontheinside:

The Wonder Years - Came Out Swinging (x)

nicotinehearts: omigawdmatt: racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:23:08 +1200

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

hellokittymichelle: Had a great night last night at the Black...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:26:50 +1200

hellokittymichelle:

Had a great night last night at the Black Milk Girls of NSW Meet Up at the World Bar. :)
Maddie and I unfortunately had to leave early because I had to drive back home to Newcastle after the event, but it was an awesome night.
We even won sample leggings in the event raffle!

I came home with some stunning Bone Machine Suspenders, while Maddie rocked the coffeebean leggings! :D

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:08:51 +1200

sushiandpie: phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:22:22 +1200

sushiandpie:

phantoms4evr:

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.

now ur talkin

wa11flower: I got laid because of this line.

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:20:39 +1200

wa11flower:

I got laid because of this line.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:07:22 +1200