I could be your kryptonite ♥

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

“If you want men to treat you like a lady then act like a lady”

I don’t want to be treated like a lady, I want to be treated like a human being. 

shawarmababy:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

B I T C H - The Avengers

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Here I forced it to work

Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.

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Don’t worry if you don’t fit in right now, kids…

So a few months back I started contemplating moving to the UK but had to put that on hold because I had no job. Now I have a job and can start saving ASAP! I’ve been chatting with the lovely UK sharkies again and even though I don’t really know anyone over there, I think the move would be fantastic. NZ won’t hold much for me very soon so why not start afresh? Hopefully I can make friends with some of the UK sharkies so by the time I move, I’ve got some support and friendship already. :)

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

danisnotonfire:

urltima:

Requested by kingpeej.

okay excuse me a minute whilst i curl up in a ball and cry uncontrollably.

danisnotonfire:

urltima:

Requested by kingpeej.

okay excuse me a minute whilst i curl up in a ball and cry uncontrollably.

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
All the single sharkies haha! I don't think a party would be too bad because alcohol, but still omg so much awkward! Especially if there are super attractive men asdfghjkl

Attractive men = asdfghjkl indeed! I feel like we should be Facebook friends since you’re a sharkie and have such good music taste lol. I’m hopefully coming over for the Brisbane Sharkiecon in November!