Off to Quiz Night! #floralforspring #spring #florals #blackmilkclothing #bmwarmgreypocketlegs #fleecetights #bandana #girlswithglasses #redhead #redhair #messyhairdontcare #fashion #whatiwore #ootn
What a way to spend my lunch break! #happyspring #nofilter #lunchbreak #work #aucklandzoo #lioness #sunlight #sunnyday #beautiful
ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
why do things have to cost money
Custard-filled cronut with caramel sauce and sweet caramel popcorn. Come eat a heart attack at my work! 🍩 #cronut #cronutz #heartattackfood #caramelsauce #caramelcorn #sugaroverload
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.
I would never have been this happy.
the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around
Imagine Jensen sitting in a waiting room and there’s another man sitting opposite him. The receptionist comes out and says, “Dean?” and both Jensen and the other guy start to get up and then look at each other and Jensen’s just like “Oh, God, not again” and sits back down covering his face.
I found this and I still think it’s hilarious